- One of the 7 Wonders of the Natural World was disqualified when they found out it was a Bob Ross painting.
- You should never place a Bob Ross painting too close to a window or else birds will attempt to fly through it.
- When a producer at PBS asked him to 'paint a little faster', Bob Ross accidentally ripped the fabric of spacetime.
- Whenever Bob Ross painted a seascape, BP bought the drilling rights.
- When Bob Ross painted Niagra Falls, FEMA started shooting people.
- Bigfoots have Bob Ross sightings.
- Bob Ross painted his way out of traffic tickets.
- Bob Ross painted a self-portrait, now there's two of him.
- Bob Ross' squirrel is a stuntman for prairie dogs.
- When Bob Ross painted a semi-truck, it came to life and named itself Optimus Prime.
- Bob Ross was born when Chuck Norris picked up a paintbrush.
- Chuck Norris and Bob Ross made a bet to see which one of them was the greatest painter in the world - the winner got to keep both paintings and the loser had to grow an afro.
- The astronauts never did land on the moon in 1969. The U.S. Government had Bob Ross paint the moon landing pictures.





























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