Bob Ross Facts! Funny Quotes, Jokes, Images and Video

One of the 7 Wonders of the Natural World was disqualified when they realized it was a Bob Ross painting.
You should never place a Bob Ross painting too close to a window or else birds will attempt to fly through it.
When a producer at PBS asked him to paint faster, Bob Ross accidentally ripped the fabric of spacetime.
Bob Ross' squirrel is a stuntman for prairie dogs.
Bigfoots have Bob Ross sightings.
Bob Ross was born when Chuck Norris picked up a paintbrush.
Chuck Norris and Bob Ross made a bet to see which one of them was the greatest painter in the world - the winner got to keep both paintings and the loser had to grow an afro.
His paint got high off of Bob Ross fumes.
Bob Ross moonlights as a cage fighter known as Rob Boss.
Bob Ross could show you how many ninja stars his afro holds but then he'd have to use them on you.
You have never really seen a sunset unless you looked at a Bob Ross painting.
Bob Ross painted a self-portrait, now there's two of him.
When Bob Ross painted a semi-truck, it came to life and named itself Optimus Prime.
Bob Ross painted his way out of traffic tickets.
Whenever Bob Ross painted a seascape, BP bought the drilling rights.
When Bob Ross painted Niagra Falls, FEMA started shooting people.
Saying Bob Ross was a good painter is like saying Gandhi was an all right guy.
Bob Ross paintings are so happy, they have been clinically proven to replace antidepressants.
He once painted the Ark of the Covenant with the lid off... The gallery is still mopping the casualties.
Butterfly's are not created from caterpillars, they are created from the bristles cast aside when Bob Ross cleans his brush.
The U.S. government paid Bob Ross to paint landscapes for fear that his portraits would bring down the photography industry.
Most men paint a decent landscape with a paintbrush after twenty years of practice. Bob Ross could paint a masterpiece with a broom and a KA-BAR at age 10.

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