- One of the 7 Wonders of the Natural World was disqualified when they realized it was a Bob Ross painting.
- You should never place a Bob Ross painting too close to a window or else birds will attempt to fly through it.
- When a producer at PBS asked him to paint faster, Bob Ross accidentally ripped the fabric of spacetime.
- Bob Ross' squirrel is a stuntman for prairie dogs.
- Bigfoots have Bob Ross sightings.
- Bob Ross was born when Chuck Norris picked up a paintbrush.
- Chuck Norris and Bob Ross made a bet to see which one of them was the greatest painter in the world - the winner got to keep both paintings and the loser had to grow an afro.
- His paint got high off of Bob Ross fumes.
- Bob Ross moonlights as a cage fighter known as Rob Boss.
- Bob Ross could show you how many ninja stars his afro holds but then he'd have to use them on you.
- You have never really seen a sunset unless you looked at a Bob Ross painting.
- Bob Ross painted a self-portrait, now there's two of him.
- When Bob Ross painted a semi-truck, it came to life and named itself Optimus Prime.
- Bob Ross painted his way out of traffic tickets.
- Whenever Bob Ross painted a seascape, BP bought the drilling rights.
- When Bob Ross painted Niagra Falls, FEMA started shooting people.
- Saying Bob Ross was a good painter is like saying Gandhi was an all right guy.
- Bob Ross paintings are so happy, they have been clinically proven to replace antidepressants.
- He once painted the Ark of the Covenant with the lid off... The gallery is still mopping the casualties.
- Butterfly's are not created from caterpillars, they are created from the bristles cast aside when Bob Ross cleans his brush.
- The U.S. government paid Bob Ross to paint landscapes for fear that his portraits would bring down the photography industry.
- Most men paint a decent landscape with a paintbrush after twenty years of practice. Bob Ross could paint a masterpiece with a broom and a KA-BAR at age 10.





































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